Pitch Drain

Penalty Drain

How it works

• Tap where you want to shoot, then tap again to stop the power bar.
• Stop it in the bright band and it goes where you aimed. Too hard sails high, too soft rolls to the keeper.
• Five kicks per shootout. Every kick costs, wherever it lands.

Price list

Sudden death: every fee doubled

This shootout

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Transfer Window

How it works

• Choose a contract. The price shown is the minimum. Nath has a secret asking price above it.
• It's deadline day. A 60-second clock starts with your first bid. If it runs out, a rival club bids and the price jumps 20%.
• Every rejected bid adds a £5 time-wasting fee. The heat meter shows how close you are.
• Stuck? The agent will leak a price range for £10.
• Add-on clauses go on the final bill. Sign and you get your own shirt and a signed contract.

Negotiation

Rejected bids	0
Time-wasting fees	£0
Agent fees	£0
Price jumps	0
Add-ons (on signing)	£0

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Keepy-Uppy Tax

How it works

• Tap the ball to play it. Nath uses his foot, knee or head depending on how high it is.
• Tap off-centre to steer it. The ball gets quicker as your streak grows.
• Each drop costs more than the last: £5, then £10, then £20. Three drops and it's full time.
• Hit 15 in a row to unlock the Golden Boot tribute. The dugout is watching.

Streak	0
Best streak	0
Drop fees	£0

Opens Nath’s Revolut with the exact total and note filled in. Nothing is charged by this page.